I Think I Might Be Bisexual

Yun and I were walking back from lecture hall to our room. We were enjoying the evening view and talking about our Digital Logic Design’s assignment. Nak kena hantar on Monday tapi satu haram tak buat lagi. Gila. But anyways, as we were walking, an international girl walked beside me.

Wangi. Rambut dia sumpah cantik.

Then, suddenly:

Yun: Cantik…

Ouh Yun pon perasan jugak ke minah tu. Lerr.

Me: Tu la pasal, rambut dia sumpah cun.

Ok pretty weird, but we always do that sometimes. So not a big deal la kan. Korang pun kadang-kadang mesti ada jugak usha-usha perempuan lawa? Alaaah, mengaku je lah. Bukan ada sapa nak marah pon.

And then we continued walking until I saw an Indonesian girl, wearing white printed t-shirt and grey legging. Damn she’s hot. Dah banyak kali dah usha minah ni. Dari last sem lagi. Muka dia ala-ala primadona Indonesia. Putih, kurus, rambut pendek ala-ala style sape ntah bintang Hollywood tu.

I was staring at her and ignoring Yun for a while until suddenly:

Me: Cun gila minah tu. Pergh..

There I’ve said it! Haha. Sounded very-very gay.

Yun: Da la cantik, pakai baju New York Film Festival pulak tu.

Tengok Yun. Lalu tersengih lawa.

Me: Laaaa.. Hang pon duk usha gak ke?

Yun: Mula-mula I cam usha t-shirt dia. Tapi minah tu pun cun.

Me: Putih, cun. Hot-hot. Jealous habis ah!

Yun: Agak la duh. LOL

Me: Hang gila gay oh usha pompuan. Gay! Asal kita duk usha pompuan duh?? Dah tak de laki ke nak usha? Haha..

Yun: Ngahahahaha..

Damn. I have to admit that I love to watch hot guys and beautiful girls, everywhere and anywhere I go. But two girls in 2 minutes? Oh shit!

Now I'm really confused about my sexuality. One minute I’m having sexual thoughts about boys then the next it's girls.

Oh wait, that’s gross!

Correction! I never had any sexual thought about girls.

I have strong confidence that I'm straight, but I have gotten off to nude men pictures. Looking at the ‘things down there’ is weird and ouh-so-eeeiww. I just love their muscles. I have watched porn before (haven’t watch any since 3 years ago, really) and I found that I was more into lesbian porn rather than the normal one.

Does this mean I’m a bisexual? Aaaaaaaa...

PLEASE BE NO!